Alright...we know you're very anxious to get started.
Let me begin by saying that this is the easiest program on the web to succeed with, and that it will make thousands of people very wealthy. Everyone with the smarts to follow our simple instructions absolutely will make money!
However, the world is filled with nitwits who think they know everything (losers, failures, blowhards), who will skip over the instructions, because they can't be bothered with that kind of thing.
They will start emailing us for help the first 48 hours. You know the type. We don't want those people in our program, and we've figured out a way to punish them, but good! If you are not planning to read and follow 100% of the instructions and 100% of the FAQ page, then plan on failing, and having your ass kicked out of our program. If you're too stupid to read the instructions, we don't need you, and we don't want you!
Number of people kicked out to date: 563
Enough said?